Do you have any idea what THAT means??
It means that, unless during the night, I somehow manage to sleepwalk into the kitchen and raid the left-over Easter Bunny candy, I have somehow .... miraculously...made it through an entire day without eating any crap!!!
YAY ME!!!
I am embarrassed to admit that this was a HUGELY difficult feat for me to pull off.
But I did it!!
YAY ME AGAIN!!!
And now I am going to have a nice glass of water to wash down my nightly dose of Melatonin (aka The Best Life-Changing Invention in the Universe ...for me anyway) and hop into bed and call it a day!!
A day of eating well.
BAM!!!
Amen.
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Oh...
And my second announcement is that this here blog post is the 4th consecutive post that does NOT contain an F-bomb.
Could it be that I am growing up and turning over a new leaf??
Nah.
There's always a future post that will be begging, I say BEGGING, for some lovely foul language.
But for now, I'll have to make do with this....
BOOOGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
N'night!!!
No chocolate? Melatonin? no profanity? Booger?
ReplyDeleteWhat have you done with KJW? Clearly in need of an update, pronto.
Wow! This place has really cleaned up!
ReplyDeleteHas this blog reached *gasp* middle age????
It might be too classy here for me now.
((Hugs))
Laura
I think all those "Secret Squirrel Porn" seekers inspired her to join a convent.
ReplyDeleteHA!!! (belated) APRIL FOOLS!!!
ReplyDeleteThe real me is alive and kickin', MotherFuckers!!!
BAM!!
Good thing you're a squirrel cause you're NUTS! ;D
ReplyDelete((hugs))