Tuesday, March 26, 2013

There are no words...

....to describe my feelings about what my Search Keywords list looks like for this week, thus far...

Take a gander:

Search Keywords

scaredy squirrel porn
scaredy squirrel porn pictures
my name is stewie, but you can call me if
"my mouth" "my vagina" crowns dentist
girls ass hole picture
scaredy squirrel porno
sceardy squarril porn pictures

Man, oh man.

These words raise more questions than I am willing to ask.

Perhaps, I should actually start posting porn...it would save these poor disturbed souls from the inevitable disappointment they must experience when they land in on a blog, not about dirty cartoon squirrel sex, but one about the trials and tribulations of a potty-mouthed weirdy who wanders around her house with no pants on, listening to country music and Dallas F*#king Green and who can't throw a ball to save her life .

Or maybe...

I'll just post a picture of a cat wearing an Easter Bunny hat.


Furtheron said...

You shouldn't look if I was you. Mine are people interested in plectrums!!

squirrel_e_girl said...

As "They" say....You learn something new everyday. Today, I learned that plectrum = fancy name for pick. Thank you!! :) Your readership is far more civilsed than mine. I'm envious. Good on you for keepin' it clean.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Who knew there were so many Scaredy Squirrel fetishists? Don't feel bad about the Scaredy Squirrel porn, at least you're not engaged to him.

squirrel_e_girl said...

BiBaBaBa - I wonder where they're registered...ToysRUs, perhaps??

Another Kiwi said...

Good lord, those are nothing to be worried about. At Riddled we have to have a note from the Pope to see our search terms.