Take a gander:
Man, oh man.
These words raise more questions than I am willing to ask.
Perhaps, I should actually start posting porn...it would save these poor disturbed souls from the inevitable disappointment they must experience when they land in on a blog, not about dirty cartoon squirrel sex, but one about the trials and tribulations of a potty-mouthed weirdy who wanders around her house with no pants on, listening to country music and Dallas F*#king Green and who can't throw a ball to save her life .
I'll just post a picture of a cat wearing an Easter Bunny hat.