Do you have any idea what THAT means??
It means that, unless during the night, I somehow manage to sleepwalk into the kitchen and raid the left-over Easter Bunny candy, I have somehow .... miraculously...made it through an entire day without eating any crap!!!
YAY ME!!!
I am embarrassed to admit that this was a HUGELY difficult feat for me to pull off.
But I did it!!
YAY ME AGAIN!!!
And now I am going to have a nice glass of water to wash down my nightly dose of Melatonin (aka The Best Life-Changing Invention in the Universe ...for me anyway) and hop into bed and call it a day!!
A day of eating well.
BAM!!!
Amen.
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Oh...
And my second announcement is that this here blog post is the 4th consecutive post that does NOT contain an F-bomb.
Could it be that I am growing up and turning over a new leaf??
Nah.
There's always a future post that will be begging, I say BEGGING, for some lovely foul language.
But for now, I'll have to make do with this....
BOOOGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
N'night!!!
5 comments:
No chocolate? Melatonin? no profanity? Booger?
What have you done with KJW? Clearly in need of an update, pronto.
Wow! This place has really cleaned up!
Has this blog reached *gasp* middle age????
It might be too classy here for me now.
((Hugs))
Laura
I think all those "Secret Squirrel Porn" seekers inspired her to join a convent.
HA!!! (belated) APRIL FOOLS!!!
The real me is alive and kickin', MotherFuckers!!!
BAM!!
Good thing you're a squirrel cause you're NUTS! ;D
((hugs))
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