...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me??

Ah man!!!

I am having a bastard of a time starting this week’s

“squirrel_e_girl & The Girl's Country Tune of the Week”

We’ve picked our song but I'm just not feeling very inspired and writer-y tonight, so I might have to mail this one in and lay down a bare bones post. Ho Hum. Wah Wah Wah.

Maybe I'm just too tuckered out from harvesting a whole whack of tomatoes and cucumbers from the ol’ bunny-free veggie patch. We’re still waiting on the red peppers to turn red and the carrots to fatten up.

My radish crop was a complete flop...which is A-OK by me... Radishes...BLECH... BARF ...YUCK. Apparently, one has to thin out the rows once they start growing in order to give them enough elbow room to get all round and radish-like. If one fails to cull the radish-herd, one ends up with skinny scraggly things that look like gross mutated pinky-red carrots. Off to the compost bin they all went...Too bad the rabbit went to the great strawberry field in the sky...perhaps he would've enjoyed several dozen mutant radishes.

Actually, there’s a bit of a problem with my cucumbers, too. I'm afraid that they may have grown too big...which greatly increases their comedic value but I'm pretty sure it adversely affects their flavour. If I didn’t hate them I guess I'd know for sure because I'd actually taste one...maybe they're delicious??? Then they'd be dual-purpose vegetables: tasty snack AND excellent prop for inappropriate super funny jokes. Alas, I do hate them so they only fall into the "excellent prop for inappropriate super funny jokes” purpose category.

OK...enough talk of phallic-symbol humour. I must really be hard-up for material if I resort to discussing radishes and cucumbers.BLECH... BARF ...YUCK.

Back to my mailed-in, bare-boner post:

So here's ...

“squirrel_e_girl & The Girl's Country Tune of the Week”

We’ve picked “Country Girl (Shake It For Me)” by Luke Bryan.

You may remember Luke from our inaugural Song of the Week post.

He’s awesome and I think I might choose him again next week. He actually sings the very first new country song that ever caught my ear with its silly lyrics ...but that's next week.

He also wears a ball cap really well and but I do love me boys in ball caps. Rarr.

This video is kinda goofy but don't let it distract you from the actual song which is best listened to really loud.

Beloved Readers, may I present to you...

Luke Bryan’s “Country Squirrel (Shake it For Me)” <--- you had to know that was coming

Apart from maybe a few too many bum shakes by Luke, I think it's an ok video and it is a kick ass song regardless of how may times he shakes his bum in a ridiculous manner.

Did you happen to catch my two super subtle/super funny penis jokes?? I am a laugh riot.

Did you also happen to catch the actual squirrel reference in the song and not just my bastardization of the song's title??