Approximately 43 minutes ago, I realized that my inner dialogue is being co-voiced by Peter Griffin.
I'm not sure how long this has been going on but I have a feeling it's not a recent development.
I was just hanging around in bed playing games on my iPad after a nice little rainy day, post-work snooze. I was suffering from a particularly stubborn case of the post-nap fuzzies and thought a couple of rounds of Candy Crush Saga would clear my head (No judging...this is a Judgement-Free Zone) and all of a sudden, it slowly but surely dawned on me that Peter was commentating my moves... in my head.
Not only that, after I/Peter made a bad play OR made a funny joke, I'd hear Lois pipe up,
I think I need to seek professional help.