Friday, August 17, 2012

"I Stiiiill Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

So, I might've mentioned a couple of times that I spend the vast majority of my time surrounded by dogs.

Which is awesome in so very many ways...

 BUT....

Something happened today that made me think that I should probably start making a point of seeking out more human contact.

Yuck.

Humans.

Let me tell you what made me realize that I am perhaps in need of fewer canine companions...

Ok...so, years ago I saw a super funny picture that made me snort with mirth. In my personal repertoire of laughs, "the snort" is reserved strictly for things that catch me totally off-guard with their inappropriate hilariousness.

Awesome.

The other day, I was perusing Pinterest and one of the "Pinners" I follow just happened to pin that very same picture.

Once again, its sudden appearance in my life elicited a mirthful snort.

This is the picture:




 Brilliant.

You may ...or may not... see where I'm going with this.

I spend a lot of time with dogs.

Logically, I see a lot of dog bums.

Up until today, I've never invested any real time and/or thought into actually "looking" at dog bums.

Seeing...yes.

Actually looking...no.

Up.

Until.

Today.

I have been an avowed non-Christian since I hit double-digits, but now I find myself searching for Jesus.

In dog bums.

Good Christ.







p.s. I offer up my sincerest apologies to Bono and The Boys for sullying their song...




p.p.s. Is it just me, or do Bono and Bobcat Goldtwait have similar vocalization patterns??











5 comments:

Laura said...

I'm pretty much a non-christian as well (just please don't tell the Catholic church that!)

I love that picture! Who knew that Jesus was alive and well and living on a dogs ass! Incredible.

((Hugs))
Laura

squirrel_e_girl said...

By the by, I'm unfollowing you on Pinterest ;)

Laura said...

Well then that's your loss bitch! Whatchoo gonna do when you be needing the funny pictures to go along with your hilarious posts?

I doubt you'll be unfollowing me. HIGHLY doubt it. ;p

((Hugs))
Laura

squirrel_e_girl said...

Damn....you called my bluff -.-

Laura said...

Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm..... :)