Well...today is Christmas Eve Day and I would love to give you, My Beloved Readers, a priceless Christmas gift.
I am giving you the gift of World Peace.
Yep.
I am.
You may recall, about a month ago, I decided to uncover who really is the Reason for the Season using science....or math...one or the other. Originally, I thought my experiment was born of the realm of science but, upon reflection, I think it's actually probably more of an experiment of the mathematical kind. I'm not entirely sure exactly how I did it but regardless of however I did do it, the important thing is that I DID it.
I, squirrel_e_girl, have THE definitive answer to the burning question that has plagued us all for centuries ...
Who really IS The Reason for the Season?
Well, be plagued no longer, for I have resolved the age-old, world-wide raging battle between Jesus Christ and Santa Claus.
And...
GUESS WHO WON!!!
The Man in Red, himself....
SANTA CLAUS!!!
I actually did NOT see that one coming.
It was absolutely no surprise that, for most of competition/experiment, Hot Babes Dressed as Santa led the pack ...by a lot...and when I say 'by a lot', I mean 'by A LOT'... but over the past week or so, as Christmas fast approached, Santa Dressed as Santa caught fire and came out on top.
Here's how it all breaks down:
Santa Claus VICTORIOUS
with 222 Pageviews
The Lovely Ladies scored 209 Views.
Santa/JC combo garnered 196 Pageviews.
Baby Jesus got his wee arse kicked and finished with 134. Sorry lil dude.
So, there you have it.
Santa Wins.
Debate Settled = WORLD PEACE!!
A Christmas gift from me to YOU!!
You're Welcome.
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and...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Here's one of my favourites :)
And this one too:
p.s. Notice all the excellent spacing and symmetrical picture placement and perfect caption positioning in this post??? yeah ...me neither.
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The Lovely Ladies scored 209 Views.
Baby Jesus got his wee arse kicked and finished with 134. Sorry lil dude.
So, there you have it.
Santa Wins.
Debate Settled = WORLD PEACE!!
A Christmas gift from me to YOU!!
You're Welcome.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Here's one of my favourites :)
And this one too:
It's David Fucking Bowie ...And it's Bing Fucking Crosby, pal.
p.s. Notice all the excellent spacing and symmetrical picture placement and perfect caption positioning in this post??? yeah ...me neither.
3 comments:
Of course Santa is the reason! Massimo is losing his mind right now because Baby Jesus was born some 2000+ years ago!!!
Merry Christmas Chickie! I hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday. :)
Needs more 9/11 weeping.
And henceforth and forevermore we may now ask ourselves, whenever faced with questions or issues that raise ethical and moral conundra (?): What Would Santa Do?
I am already feeling *way* more peaceful as a result of this well-designed, scientifically rigorous research.
Thank you Squirrel_e_Grrl
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